March 2 is both Texas Indendence Day and Dr. Seuss’s birthday. How did I celebrate? By visiting the R. C. Miller Public Library in Beaumont, Texas, which happens to have this fantastic, groovy, Dr. Seuss-esque sculpture of a card catalog (titled “Vintage Search Engine”, sculpted by Jerolyn Bahm-Colombik and Roger Colombik to honor Ben S. Woodhead, Jr. for his service at the R. C. Miller Library) outside by the back entrance. They sell the BEST selection of books for $1 apiece in the back of the library there.

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So much to love about this fantastic Seuss-y library cars catalog sculpture with house book-ends, a dog, and a picture frame with a carving of R. C. Miller (?) in it

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There is a light that they illuminate this Seuss-y statue with and a plaque with a inscription that reads: Ben S. Woodhead, Jr. Courtyard in recognition of his vision and dedication to the Miller Library Vintage Search Engine Jerolyn Bahm-Colombik & Roger Colombia Wimberly, TX 2014

 

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I bought 35 awesome books I can’t wait to read. “Waste” by Tristram Stuart was featured as the cover story on this mont’s March 2016 issue of National Geographic! The “Wreck This Journal” is unused, and everyone seems to recommend “The 4-Hour Work Week”. It was a great birthday present to get on Dr. Seuss’s birthday. I just bought as many as I wanted. It was a great feeling. That doesn’t happen all the time.

 

You know what silverware I wish I could eat Thanksgiving meal with? My own set of this gorgeous 4th Century A.D. Byzantium-style knife, fork, and spoon crafted by the Crafty Celts. It just looks the way silverware should look, to me.

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Source: http://www.craftycelts.com/Silverware.html Fork – Knife – Spoon 3 piece set costs $450 (at the time of this posting) Shown with thistle terminals (decorative ends)

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Source: http://www.craftycelts.com/Silverware.html Terminal (decorative end) choices: stylized Boar, Raven, Thistle, or Wolf

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Look at that collection of vintage art coolness

This is one of (if not *the*) coolest houses I have ever been in. Not the house itself, but the way it was decorated. I was blessed enough to meet my friend Sarah (who has a very awesome blog called beardcakes, by the way) while student teaching–me for Social Studies, her for Art. Her art is very cool and she is one of the nicest people I have ever been fortunate enough to meet, and her decorating absolutely humbles me as an interior designer.

Humbles and delights me.

Reader, I hope for you also to have such people in your life, if you must have people.

Anyways, this is her living room.

She also has an arm full of crazy terrific tattoos. Just saying.

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Mid-Century Modern wonderfulness *everywhere*

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She even has a dollhouse in the livingroom. And not just any dollhouse. The Kaleidoscope House.

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There’s something about bottles in a window that is just *right*

Well, Happy Birthday July People. July People tend to be eccentric and interesting. Just saying.

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Ha ha Don’t be discouraged! You know where your towel is! (Right?) Then it’s going to be okay! Image Source: http://www.dumpaday.com/funny-pictures/funny-pictures-51-pics-7/attachment/throwing-in-the-towel-funny-pictures/

Allegedly, the towel as we (approximately) know it originated in Turkey. This is according to Wikipedia, which is one of the best websites ever. I think that most people everywhere used absorbent things, and particularly lengths of cloth. However, going with the Turks-originated-the-modern-ish-version-of-the-towel reminds me that just a few years ago (2012?) Turkish Hammam towels were all the rage on design websites and magazines, despite being not particularly spectacular and despite being stupidly expensive ($50 for what looks exactly like a scarf).

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I’m talking about these things (these are probably the best looking ones I’ve seen) Source: http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/summer-want-turkish-bath-towels-171127

There are terrycloth towels (the ones with the scores and scores of little loops) and microfiber towels (like chamois) and waffle-weave towels.

But this isn’t so much about the history or fabrication of the towel so much as why it is important:

  • The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.
    A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have.
    Partly it has great practical value — you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble‐sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand‐to‐hand‐combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindbogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you — daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
  • More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: nonhitchhiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, washcloth, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet-weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might have accidentally “lost.”. What the strag will think is that any man that can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
  • Hence a phrase that has passed into hitchhiking slang, as in “Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.” (Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.)

(Thanks to Douglas Adams and http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy)

May 25 is Towel Day, the day to celebrate the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and, of course, to celebrate towels, usually by carrying one with you wherever you go.

HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY-THEMED TOWELS:

etsy remimartin dont panic towel

This one has “Don’t Panic” written on it in large, friendly letters. You can get “Don’t Panic” towels in a wide variety of sizes, colors, and large, friendly fonts 😉 Picture source: https://www.etsy.com/listing/130716234/embroidered-towel-dont-panic-design?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_low-home_and_living-kitchen_and_dining-linens&utm_custom1=4f29897d-d1c5-2309-db27-000004cb4870&kpid=130716234&gclid=CL_S5OrZ28UCFYNDaQodhqQA8A

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This one has the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything on it, plus a nifty little clip AND it’s black to hide the dirt! Source: http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/8e20/

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This nifty Hitchhiker Survival set comes with a towel just like in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy movie, a Babelfish (fake, unfortunately), and a sub-etha signaling device. Source: http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Starstore_Catalogue_HITCHHIKERS_GUIDE_TO_GALAXY_FIGURES___COLLECTABLES_4666.html

FANTASTIC TOWELS BY LEOMA LOVEGROVE FOR BEALLSFLORIDA:

I love these *so* much. They’re just all kinds of wonderful.

Leoma Lovegrove Mermaid towel for BeallsFlorida

I would like to have this one Mermaid towel by Leoma Lovegrove Source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/355995545517796266/

Leoma Lovegrove Mermaid crown rescue towel BeallsFlorida

I would like to have this terrific Mermaid towel by Leoma Lovegrove too! Source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/206743439118334611/

Leoma Lovegrove Seahorse Soiree towel for BeallsFlorida

I do think the Seahorse Soiree towel is also beautiful. Leoma Lovegrove for BeallsFlorida. Source: http://www.beallsflorida.com/online/leoma-lovegrove-seahorse-soiree-beach-towel?cm_vc=onsitesearch

Leoma Lovegrove Fish towel for BeallsFlorida

So pleasingly colorful! Fish towel by Leoma Lovegrove for BeallsFlorida. Source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/433401164113715127/

Leoma Lovegrove Happy Place towel for BeallsFlorida

This one is called “Happy Place” I think? I just love the smile on this person’s face. “Beach Towel Proud”. I think I would smile like that if I had this towel too. I think it is just perfect. Source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/330873903846241859/ https://www.flickr.com/photos/124638422@N03/14395545686/in/pool-2679488@N21/

These were carried by BeallsFlorida for about $19 for Summer 2015. I think they’re fantastic, like I said. She made many more, this was just a sampling (more beach houses, boats, a palm tree…).

COLORFUL VINTAGE TOWEL EYECANDY:
Beautifully colored, patterned, textured/embossed, and made to last, what else is there to say other than “Where can I get some?”?

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Love these! Too perfect! Source: http://thegirlbythesea.com/tag/vintage-towels/

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And of course, vintage souvenir towels, like this one from http://www.retroplanet.com/PROD/38331?gclid=CIrH8L_g28UCFQEHaQod6YUApQ

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You can buy some really cool vintage prints on towels or have your own images printed onto towels at Zazzle.com Image Source: http://www.zazzle.com/vintage_science_fiction_lost_city_of_atlantis_kitchen_towel-197893258701980863

And of course, what would a homage to towels be without a mention of
TOWEL ORIGAMI!:

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I’m partial to towel dogs. I’m supposed to go on a cruise in June. I want a towel dog to take with me. Source: http://www.jaddie.com/personal/alaska_03/5_ship.html

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Some good instructions for making your own towel origami animals. Source: http://www.terrysfabrics.co.uk/infographic/the-ultimate-towel-folding-guide/

HOLIDAY INN TOWELS:

Those comforting cloths that people have been absconding for over 50 years.:

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Why are the vintage Holiday Inn towels so appealing? They just are darn it. (Yes, I’ve got one too…my uncle snatched one and when my auntie and cousins visited my grandma it was left behind…I asked for it and got it 😀 ). I do so love my Holiday Inn towel…It celebrated Towel Day 2015 with me this year 🙂 Picture Source: www.ebay.com https://www.pinterest.com/Papadells/holiday-inn/

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Many years ago when I was younger we were staying at a Holiday Inn and there was a stack of these bookmarks near the reception desk. I took one. It was advertising Towel Amnesty Day, a day in August of 2003 where you would be pardoned for “borrowing” or lifting towels from Holiday Inn in exchange for the story of the towels–when, where, and what you did with it. Some of these stories would be compiled in a book that Holiday Inn would be selling, aptly titled “About The Towels, We Forgive You: Absorbing Tales of “Borrowed” Towels”. I just knew that would be a interesting, great book to read and I really wanted it. But I was 13 years old and had no way of really getting it. Picture Source: http://rexwordpuzzle.blogspot.com/2006/10/wednesday-oct-25-2006-adam-g-perl.html

thoughtsofthatmom com About the Towels We Forgive You Book, Holiday Inn

But years later, when I was able to buy things on my own, long after the book had gone out of print, I bought it (it is still, as of this writing, available for purchase on Amazon, eBay, and similar websites if you can’t find it at a garage sale, thrift shop, library, or friend). And you know what? I *loved* it! It was a great read. I just loved reading about everyday people and their journeys. It’s a little treasure. Picture Source: http://www.thoughtsofthatmom.com/2009_06_01_archive.html

BONUS ROUND:

TOWEL DAY DONE RIGHT

So many people have so much fun celebrating Towel Day, and it is fun to look through the many pictures online of people dressing up and being just the hoopiest froods they can be. However, I’ll just leave you with a few of my absolute favorites. Don’t forget to check out TowelDay.org and http://towelday.org/archives/:

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This picture is just perfect to me, Towel Day-wise. Source: https://www.flickr.com/photos/karlg/2549861980/in/photostream/

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How much fun would it have been to be part of this hoopy crowd… Source: http://www.katybooks.com/event/towel-day-0

And of course…

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Search your feelings. You know it to be true. Source: https://xkcd.com/548/

This is July, VACATION TIME!!!! To celebrate, let’s look at some far out travel and geography themed stuff….

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This is a small wall-mounted vanity case made from a small overnight make-up case. I love the map on the inside of the lid and the lights. I think this would be perfect for keeping a souvenir collection in. A wall covered in maps, with several wall-mounted pieces of luggage with lights and souvenirs artfully arranged…I think it would be very cool. SOURCE: http://www.likecool.com/Vanity_Cabinet–Other–Home.html

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This is a small wall-mounted vanity case made from a small overnight make-up case. I love the map on the inside of the lid and the lights. I think this would be perfect for keeping a souvenir collection in. A wall covered in maps, with several wall-mounted pieces of luggage with lights and souvenirs artfully arranged…I think it would be very cool. SOURCE: http://www.likecool.com/Vanity_Cabinet–Other–Home.html

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I absolutely LOVE the idea of memory jars, especially this beauty designed by Patti Milazzo. SOURCE: http://www2.fiskars.com/Crafting/Projects/For-the-Home/Home-Decor/Beach-Memory-Jar

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More wonderful memory jars by Martha Stewart Magazine. SOURCE: http://www.brokenplowblog.com/2012/09/13/pinterest-challenge-vacation-memory-jars/

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Way cool rolling liquor trolley made from a trunk. Something so appealing about this. SOURCE: http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/diy-trunk-to-ro-109662

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Utterly fabulous Richards’ Steamer Trunk Secretary Desk from Restoration Hardware. Price: $3755. SOURCE: http://www.restorationhardware.com/catalog/product/product.jsp?productId=prod1810070&categoryId=search

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This is so delicious, it’s beyond words….suitcase chest of drawers arranged by designer James Plumb. It would be hard for me to love this more than I do. SOURCE: http://inthralld.com/2013/07/english-designed-suitcase-chest-of-drawers/

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Map Room, Palazzo Farneze in Rome From: http://streetsofsalem.com/2011/07/10/map-rooms/

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Gorgeous 1940s Vintage Look Ocean Current Map Tapestry from UrbanOutfitters From: http://www.doubletakesblog.com/2013/12/map-tapestry.html

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Terrific white t-shirt with map pocket ❤ From: http://www.andclothingstore.co.uk/product/and-also-island-pocket-tee

Dynamic-Lamp by Karin Johansson

The Dynamic Lamp by Karin Johansson When you spin the globe it lights up (the spinning motion powers it) From: http://www.igreenspot.com/the-dynamic-lamp-by-karin-johansson/ More Way Cool Globes Here: http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/globes-new-takes-on-an-old-favorite-190302

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“Superheros, Evil Mad Scientists, Supervillains, Trilateralists, Bilderbergers, Meteorologists, Oligarchs, Generals, Demographers, Spymasters, Epidemiologists, and well, who couldn’t use a retro sci-fi command console to monitor and control their worldwide concerns?” Learn how to build your how at http://www.finkbuilt.com/blog/world-control-panel/ !

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Print a cool memento of your travels with this cool 3D flight map from Loci SOURCE: http://www.doubletakesblog.com/2013/08/3D-flight-map.html

Bonus Round:

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I just had to include this because it makes me laugh and laugh. Anyone who has traveled through a major international airport can empathize. Source: http://www.motifake.com/checking-checkin-boss-demotivational-posters-164539.html

 

So 2014 is half over, and to celebrate the summer solstice I wanted to share this epic light fixture, which features a mini Earth making it’s journey around the Sun. UNFORTUNATELY, no matter how I search I CAN NOT find the name or source for this. I found it years and years ago. If you know from whence it comes, PLEASE,  PLEASE LET ME KNOW so I can credit and see more of the world of the brilliant creator(s). Thanks!

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It’s pretty perfect, right?

Hoping you all are having a terrific summer!

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Just been trying to get back into the creative groove despite a messy house and desperately hunting for a job. I know that right now (at the time of this writing) alot of others are going through the same thing: feeling lost, aimless, trapped in a boring job they aren’t passionate about (or, even worse, unemployed and struggling). Time to feel uplifted.

I posted this back in December, but it’s worth watching again:

 

 

And this! How true it rings!

 

 

My absolute favorite book EVER on creativity is “Steal Like An Artist”. It literally changed my life. BUY IT HERE: http://www.amazon.com/Steal-Like-Artist-Things-Creative/dp/0761169253 OR get a signed copy from here: http://www.bookpeople.com/book/9780761169253 (Graphics below stolen from http://windboi.wordpress.com/2011/04/08/how-to-steal-like-an-artist-and-9-other-things-nobody-told-me-by-austin-kleon/ and http://austinkleon.com/ ):

HOW TO STEAL LIKE AN ARTIST (AND 9 OTHER THINGS NOBODY TOLD ME) – by Austin Kleon

by windboi

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Note: This is a slightly edited version of a talk I gave yesterday at Broome Community College in Binghamton, New York. It’s a simple list of 10 things I wish I’d heard when I was in college.

 

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All advice is autobiographical.

It’s one of my theories that when people give you advice, they’re really just talking to themselves in the past. This list is me talking to a previous version of myself.

Your mileage may vary.

Steal like an artist

1. Steal like an artist.

Every artist gets asked the question, “Where do you get your ideas?”

The honest artist answers, “I steal them.”

Figure out what's worth stealing. Move on to the next thing.

I drew this cartoon a few years ago. There are two panels. Figure out what’s worth stealing. Move on to the next thing.

That’s about all there is to it.

Here’s what artists understand. It’s the a three-word sentence that fills me with hope every time I read it:

Nothing is original.

It says it right there in the Bible. Ecclesiastes:

That which has been is what will be, That which is done is what will be done, And there is nothing new under the sun.

Every new idea is just a mashup or a remix of previous ideas.

1 + 1 = 3

Here’s a trick they teach you in art school. Draw two parallel lines on a piece of paper:

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How many lines are there? There’s the first line, the second line, but then there’s a line of negative space that runs between them. See it?

1 + 1 = 3.

genealogy

Speaking of lines, here’s a good example of what I’m talking about: genetics. You have a mother and you have a father. You possess features from both of them, but the sum of you is bigger than their parts. You’re a remix of your mom and dad and all of your ancestors.

The genealogy of ideas

You don’t get to pick your family, but you can pick your teachers and you can pick your friends and you can pick the music you listen to and you can pick the books you read and you can pick the movies you see.

Jay-Z Decoded

Jay-Z talks about this in his book, Decoded:

We were kids without fathers…so we found our fathers on wax and on the streets and in history, and in a way, that was a gift. We got to pick and choose the ancestors who would inspire the world we were going to make for ourselves…Our fathers were gone, usually because they just bounced, but we took their old records and used them to build something fresh.

You are, in fact, a mashup of what you choose to let into your life. You are the sum of your influences. The German writer Goethe said, “We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.”

artist is a collector

An artist is a collector. Not a hoarder, mind you, there’s a difference: hoarders collect indiscriminately, the artist collects selectively. They only collect things that they really love.

There’s an economic theory out there that if you take the incomes of your five closest friends and average them, the resulting number will be pretty close to your own income.

I think the same thing is true of our idea incomes. You’re only going to be as good as the stuff you surround yourself with.

garbage in and garbage out

My mom used to say to me, “Garbage in, garbage out.”

It used to drive me nuts. But now I know what she means.

Your job is to collect ideas. The best way to collect ideas is to read. Read, read, read, read, read. Read the newspaper. Read the weather. Read the signs on the road. Read the faces of strangers. The more you read, the more you can choose to be influenced by.

family tree of writers

Identify one writer you really love. Find everything they’ve ever written. Then find out what they read. And read all of that. Climb up your own family tree of writers.

Steal things and save them for later. Carry around a sketchpad. Write in your books. Tear things out of magazines and collage them in your scrapbook.

Steal like an artist.

Don’t wait until you know who you are to start making things

2. Don’t wait until you know who you are to start making things.

There was a video going around the internet last year of Rainn Wilson, the guy who plays Dwight on The Office. He was talking about creative block, and he said this thing that drove me nuts, because I feel like it’s a license for so many people to put off making things: “If you don’t know who you are or what you’re about or what you believe in it’s really pretty impossible to be creative.”

If I waited to know “who I was” or “what I was about” before I started “being creative”, well, I’d still be sitting around trying to figure myself out instead of making things. In my experience, it’s in the act of making things that we figure out who we are.

Make things: know thyself

You’re ready. Start making stuff.

You might be scared. That’s natural.

There’s this very real thing that runs rampant in educated people. It’s called imposter syndrome. The clinical definition is a “psychological phenomenon in which people are unable to internalize their accomplishments.” It means that you feel like a phony, like you’re just winging it, that you really don’t have any idea what you’re doing.

Guess what?

None of us do. I had no idea what I was doing when I started blacking out newspaper columns. All I knew was that it felt good. It didn’t feel like work. It felt like play.

Ask any real artist, and they’ll tell you the truth: they don’t know where the good stuff comes from. They just show up to do their thing. Every day.

Have you ever heard of dramaturgy? It’s a fancy sociological term for something this guy in England said about 400 years ago:

All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts…

Another way to say this:

fake it til you make it

I love this phrase. There’s two ways to read it: Fake it ‘til you make it, as in, fake it until you’re successful, until everybody sees you the way you want, etc. Or, fake it til’ you make it, as in, pretend to be making something until you actually make something. I love that idea.

Just Kids

I also love the book Just Kids by Patti Smith. I love it because it’s a story about how two friends moved to New York and learned to be artists. You know how they learned to be artists? They pretended to be artists. I’ll spoil the book for you and describe my favorite scene, the turning scene in the book: Patti Smith and her friend Robert Maplethorpe dress up in all their gypsy gear and they go to Washington Square, where everybody’s hanging out, and this old couple kind of gawks at them, and the woman says to her husband, “Oh, take their picture. I think they’re artists.” “Oh, go on,” he shrugged. “They’re just kids.”

The point is: all the world’s a stage. You need a stage and you need a costume and you need a script. The stage is your workspace. It can be a studio, a desk, or a sketchbook. The costume is your outfit, your painting pants, or your writing slippers, or your funny hat that gives you ideas. The script is just plain old time. An hour here, or an hour there. A script for a play is just time measured out for things to happen.

Fake it ’til you make it.

write the book you want to read

3. Write the book you want to read.

Quick story:

Jurassic Park came out on my 10th birthday. I loved it. I was kind of obsessed with it. I mean, what 10-year-old wasn’t obsessed with that movie? The minute I left my little small-town theater, I was dying for a sequel.

I sat down the next day at our old green-screen PC and typed out a sequel. In my treatment, the son of the game warden eaten by velociraptors goes back to the island with the granddaughter of the guy who built the park. See, one wants to destroy the rest of the park, the other wants to save it. Of course, they fall in love and adventures ensue.

I didn’t know it at the time, but I was writing what we now call fan fiction—fictional stories based on characters that already exist.

10-year-old me saved the story to the hard drive.

Then, a few years later, Jurassic Park 2 came out.

And it sucked.

The sequel *always* sucks compared to the sequel in our heads.

write what you like

The question every young writer asks is: “What should I write?”

And the cliched answer is, “Write what you know.”

This advice always leads to terrible stories in which nothing interesting happens.

The best advice is not to write what you know, it’s write what you *like*.

Write the kind of story you like best.

We make art because we like art.

All fiction, in fact, is fan fiction.

The best way to find the work you should be doing is to think about the work you want to see done that isn’t being done, and then go do it.

Draw the art you want to see, make the music you want to hear, write the books you want to read.

Use your hands

4. Use your hands.

My favorite cartoonist, Lynda Barry, she has this saying: “In the digital age, don’t forget to use your digits! Your hands are the original digital devices.”

When I was in creative writing workshops in college, all manuscripts had to be in double-spaced, Times New Roman font. And my stuff was just terrible. It wasn’t until I started making writing with my hands that writing became fun and my work started to improve.

The more I stay away from the computer, the better my ideas get. Microsoft Word is my enemy. I use it all the time at work. I try to stay away from it the rest of my life.

I think the more that writing is made into a physical process, the better it is. You can feel the ink on paper. You can spread writing all over your desk and sort through it. You can lay it all out where you can look at it.

People ask me why I don’t develop an iPhone or iPad Newspaper Blackout app, and I tell them  because I think there is magic in feeling the newsprint in your hand and the words disappearing under that marker line. A lot of your senses are engaged–even the smell of the fumes add to the experience.

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Art that only comes from the head isn’t any good. Watch any good musician and you’ll see what I mean.

When I’m making the poems, it doesn’t feel like work. It feels like play.

So my advice is to find a way to bring your body into your work. Draw on the walls. Stand up when you’re working. Spread things around the table.

Use your hands.

Side projects and hobbies are important

5. Side projects and hobbies are important.

Speaking of play — one thing I’ve learned in my brief tenure as an artist: it’s the side projects that blow up.

By side projects I mean the stuff that you thought was just messing around. Stuff that’s just play. That’s actually the good stuff. That’s when the magic happens.

The blackout poems were a side project. Had I been focused only on my goal of writing short fiction, had I not allowed myself the room to experiment, I’d never be where I am now.

Guitar Center

It’s also important to have a hobby. Something that’s just for you. Music is my hobby. (That’s me at Guitar Center.)

While my art is for the world to see, music is for me and my friends. We get together every Sunday and make noise for a couple of hours. It’s wonderful.

So the lesson is: take time to mess around. Have a hobby. It’s good for you, and you never know where it may lead you…

The secret: do good work and put it where people can see it

6. The secret: do good work and put it where people can see it.

I get a lot of e-mails from young artists who ask how they can find an audience. “How do I get discovered?”

I sympathize with them. There was a kind of fallout that happened when I left college. The classroom is a wonderful, if artificial place: your professor gets paid to pay attention to your ideas, and your classmates are paying to pay attention to your ideas.

Never in your life will you have such a captive audience.

Soon after, you learn that most of the world doesn’t necessarily care about what you think. It sounds harsh, but it’s true. As Steven Pressfield said, “It’s not that people are mean or cruel, they’re just busy.”

If there was a secret formula for getting an audience, or gaining a following, I would give it to you. But there’s only one not-so-secret formula that I know: “Do good work and put it where people can see it.”

It’s a two step process.

Step one, “do good work,” is incredibly hard. There are no shortcuts. Make stuff every day. Fail. Get better.

Step two, “put it where people can see it,” was really hard up until about 10 years ago. Now, it’s very simple: “put your stuff on the internet.”

I tell people this, and then they ask me, “What’s the secret of the internet?”

Wonder at something. Invite others to wonder with you.

Step 1: Wonder at something. Step 2: Invite others to wonder with you.

You should wonder at the things nobody else is wondering about. If everybody’s wondering about apples, go wonder about oranges.

One of the things I’ve learned as an artist is that the more open you are about sharing your passions, the more people love your art.

Artists aren’t magicians. There’s no penalty for revealing your secrets.

Bob Ross and Martha Stewart

Believe it or not, I get a lot of inspiration from people like Bob Ross and Martha Stewart. Bob Ross taught people how to paint. He gave his secrets away. Martha Stewart teaches you how to make your house and your life awesome. She gives her secrets away.

People love it when you give your secrets away, and sometimes, if you’re smart about it, they’ll reward you by buying the things you’re selling.

When you open up your process and invite people in, you learn. I’ve learned so much from the folks who submit poems to the Newspaper Blackout site. I find a lot of things to steal, too. It benefits me as much as it does them.

So my advice: learn to code. Figure out how to make a website. Figure out blogging. Figure out Twitter and all that other stuff. Find people on the internet who love the same things as you and connect with them. Share things with them.

Geography is no longer our master.

7. Geography is no longer our master.

I’m so glad I’m alive right now.

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I grew up in the middle of a cornfield in Southern Ohio. When I was a kid, all I wanted to do was hang out with artists. All I wanted to do was get the heck out of southern Ohio and get someplace where something was happening.

Now I live in Austin, Texas. A pretty hip place. Tons of artists and creative types everywhere.

And you know what? I’d say that 90% of my mentors and peers don’t live in Austin, Texas. They live on the internet.

Which is to say, most of my thinking and talking and art-related fellowship is online.

Instead of a geographical art scene, I have Twitter buddies and Google Reader.

Life is weird.

Be nice. The world is a small town.

8. Be nice. The world is a small town.

I’ll keep this short. There’s only one reason I’m here. I’m here to make friends.

Kurt Vonnegut said it best: “There’s only one rule I know of: goddamn it, you’ve got to be kind.”

The golden rule is even more golden in our hyper-connected world.

An important lesson to learn: if you talk about someone on the internet, they will find out. Everybody has a Google alert on their name.

The best way to vanquish your enemies on the internet? Ignore them.

The best way to make friends on the internet? Say nice things about them.

Be boring. It’s the only way to get work done

9. Be boring. It’s the only way to get work done.

As Flaubert said, “Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work.”

I’m a boring guy with a 9-5 job who lives in a quiet neighborhood with his wife and his dog.

That whole romantic image of the bohemian artist doing drugs and running around and sleeping with everyone is played out. It’s for the superhuman and the people who want to die young.

The thing is: art takes a lot of energy to make. You don’t have that energy if you waste it on other stuff.

Some things that have worked for me:

Take care of yourself.

Eat breakfast, do some pushups, get some sleep. Remember what I said earlier about good art coming from the body?

Stay out of debt.

Live on the cheap. Pinch pennies. Freedom from monetary stress means freedom in your art.

Get a day job and keep it.

A day job gives you money, a connection to the world, and a routine. Parkinson’s law: work expands to fill the time allotted. I work a 9-5 and I get about as as much art done now as I did when I worked part-time.

Get yourself a calendar. (And a logbook.)

You need a chart of future events, and you need a chart of past events.

Art is all about the slow accumulation over time. Writing a page one day doesn’t seem like much. Do it for 365 days and you have a big novel.

A calendar helps you plan work. This is the calendar I used for my book:

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A calendar gives you concrete goals, keeps you on track,  and the nice reward of crossing things off and watching the boxes fill up.

Any goal you want to accomplish: get yourself a calendar. Break the task down into little bits of time. Make it a game.

logbook

For past events, I suggest a logbook. It’s not a regular journal, it’s just a little book in which you list the things you do every day. You’d be amazed at how helpful having a daily record like this can be, especially over several years.

Marry well.

It’s the most important decision you’ll ever make.

And marry well doesn’t just mean your life partner — it also means who you do business with, who you befriend, who you choose to be around.

creativity is subtraction

10. Creativity is subtraction.

It’s often what an artist chooses to leave out that makes the art interesting. What isn’t shown vs. what is.

In this age of information overload and abundance, those who get ahead will be the folks who figure out what to leave out, so they can concentrate on what’s important to them.

Devoting yourself to something means shutting out other things.

What makes you interesting isn’t just what you’ve experienced, but also what you haven’t experienced.

The same is true when you make art: you must embrace your limitations and keep moving.

Creativity isn’t just the things we chose to put in, it’s also the things we chose to leave out. Or black out.

And that’s all I think I have.

Thanks, y’all.

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original link here : http://www.austinkleon.com/2011/03/30/how-to-steal-like-an-artist-and-9-other-things-nobody-told-me/

 

My favorite creativity blog: Creative Something

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So, go DO something. Go for a walk, go for a nice drive down a back road, go to a museum, talk to someone, read about something, build something, draw, write, daydream.

All my love and best of blessings,

Ranyoi-Rassmarr

BONUS ROUND:

2 great books for helping you find yourself and what you want to do with your life (can’t recommend them highly enough):

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Do It! Let’s Get Off Our Buts By: John-Roger and Peter McWilliams It’s SO GOOD. Get a copy. Seriously. http://www.amazon.com/Lets-Buts-Guide-Living-Dreams/dp/B000PGKRKW/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1401509691&sr=1-3&keywords=do+it!+let%27s+get+off+our+buts

what color is your parachute Richard N. Bolles

What Color Is Your Parachute? By: RIchard N. Bolles Good stories of others’ successes and good exercises at the back of the book. http://www.amazon.com/What-Color-Your-Parachute-2014/dp/1607743620/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1401509831&sr=1-1&keywords=what+color+is+your+parachute

So first off, HOPPY EASTER EVERYBODY!!! AND, Happy 4:20! END THE DRUG WAR!

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My question is: Why didn’t Google even do a doodle? No Easter doodle, no Cannabis doodle. I am disappoint. SO, here is a beautiful doodle from 2013:

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Beautiful Google Faberge egg doodle from: http://www.mieks.com/news.html

So last year’s awesome Easter blog post was about fabulous Easter hats and bonnets. Check it out: https://doyoudesigntoo.wordpress.com/2013/03/31/happy-easter/

What better way to celebrate Easter/420 with some greenery? This year, we’ll look at the most awesome Easter tree ever, with a few not-as-awesome. Here goes…

This tree is kind of neat, if a bit junky and with that signature green conical-ness, not fooling anyone. It’s a Christmas tree, with Easter trappings. Mmmm-kay. It has appeal and earnestness though (I do like the ornaments), and it does make me smile. I give it a thumbs up (check out that bow topper with “bunny ears”!).

Very cute little tree, still a conical “evergreen” type, but *those pastel rainbow limbs* Mmmmmm… Cute vintage ornaments too. Two thumbs up 🙂

One of those very cool cone moss egg trees. They are fun to make, but they also sell nice ones at places like Jo-Ann’s crafts stores:

One of my absolute FAVORITE Easter trees, I soooo want this in my house. I absolutely love it.

A similar sort of version for your table-top (I love those little ceramic figurines around the base. Overall very harmonious and pleasant arrangement):

Okay…ready? Ready for the best Easter tree EVER? It’s pretty wonderful…

C’mon, get a little closer…

Go ahead and touch them!

This wonderful tree is a apple tree in Germany (where Easter trees are called Ostereierbaum) and is festooned by Christa and Volker Kraft (ha, ha…Kraft! They certainly do craft!). It has over 9,500 ornate eggs. Some eggs are sent in from other countries. There are painted eggs, bejeweled eggs, eggs covered in seashells, caved eggs… Read more about this tree here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_egg_tree

They have been doing this since 1965. Read even more here (very interesting article): http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/50-year-tradition-couple-trims-tree-10-000-easter-eggs-n56841

Official website: http://www.eierbaum-saalfeld.de/?seite=bilder&lang=eng

More Pictures: https://ca.news.yahoo.com/photos/easter-egg-fanatics-1395322053-slideshow/colourful-hand-painted-easter-eggs-displayed-german-pensioners-photo-153933926.html

Even MOAR Pictures: http://www.wptv.com/news/news-photo-gallery/man-decorates-tree-with-10000-easter-eggs-in-germany

Jewish people have Hannukah bushes instead of Christmas trees…here is a Spring flowers topiary for those who don’t celebrate Easter…

Picture of The Week

Disney Epcot Minnie’s Magnificent Butterfly Garden Pic of the Week From: http://land.allears.net/blogs/photoblog/2008/06/disney_pic_of_the_week_butterf_1.html

HAPPY EASTER!

BONUS ROUND: Easter/Spring ornaments

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Smith and Hawken Raindrop Glass Ornaments From: http://lovemyearth.blogspot.com/2006/12/raindrops-keep-falling.html

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Impressive Terrarium Butterfly Metamorphosis Stages Ornaments WITH How-To Instructions From: http://www.designsponge.com/2009/12/made-with-love-terrarium-ornaments.html

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Don’t forget your dolls! Mini Easter Tree Set From American Girl 2004 Found On: http://www.ebay.com/